ADMITTEDLY...we could possibly be related. And...if I covered myself in spray tan, added extensions and a poof...perhaps we could look slightly alike...in very specific lighting and context.
ALRIGHT I LOOK LIKE SNOOKI.
Thanks JERSEY SHORE. My celebrity look-alike USED to be Claudia Cardinale:
Now look what you've done MTV. You've gone and TRASHED me up. What hope is left? I used to be able to cling to the idea that I had an old Hollywood glamour about me.
My destiny is to grind up on some Guidos in a nasty club and wear incredibly fuzzy slippers.
Oh, and PS? It's the first day of classes for the semester today.
And I look like Snooki.
Just to remind you.
The Undergrads? They don't know Claudia.
They know the Snooks.
It's all over for me.